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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Coco eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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