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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Lola eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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