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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Lola eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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