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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Teddy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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