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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rosie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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