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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rosie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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