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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rosie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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