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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Daisy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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