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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Daisy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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