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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Charlie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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