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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Charlie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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