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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Molly eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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