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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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