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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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