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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Pennywise eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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