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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Frodo eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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