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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Frodo eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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