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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Frodo eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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