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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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