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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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