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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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