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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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