Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.