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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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