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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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