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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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