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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Weasley eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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