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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Weasley eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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