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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Akira eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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