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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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