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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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