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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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