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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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