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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Spock eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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