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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rex eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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