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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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