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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Sugar eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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