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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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