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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Pebbles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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