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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Roxy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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