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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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