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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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