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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Stella eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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