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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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