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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Sparky eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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