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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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