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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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