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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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