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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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