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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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