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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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