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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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