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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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