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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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