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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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