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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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