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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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