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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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