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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Thor eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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