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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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