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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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