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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dexter eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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