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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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