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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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