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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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