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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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