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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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