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Pet death
My
grandmother
had their beloved pet
mouse 🐁
Mrs
Sparkles
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
an elephant 🐘
a tiger 🐯
a wild boar 🐗
a venomous snake 🐍
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a velociraptor 🦖
a cheetah 😺
a bull 🐮
a bear 🐻
a pufferfish 🐡
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